Drunk On Christmas (Deluxe Version)

by Jonah Knight

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This is a companion piece to the full-length album Another Creepy Christmas. After recording A.C.C. I had some additional holiday song fragments in orbit, gradually condensing into full songs. While many of the the songs on A.C.C. are creepy, these four songs are not. Non-traditional, yes, but not creepy.

This modest project was made possible due to very generous Kickstarter backers. In October of 2015, they brought this to you.

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released December 1, 2015

Jonah Knight: Guitar, voice, bass on Good King Wenceslas
Cary White: Engineer, drums & percussion
Danny Birt: Piano on Dakota Moon
Chris Smith: Bass on Drunk On Christmas and Bacon & Beer
Daniel Darling: Violin on Bacon & Beer
Madison "Metricula" Roberts: Vocals on Drunk On Christmas
Mikey Mason: Vocal on O Bacon Tree and cover art.

All songs recorded at Ursa Major except: O Bacon Tree recorded in a super secret location.

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Jonah Knight Fair Oaks, California

Jonah is the world's premier Paranormal Modern Folk musician. From a singer/songwriter background, his songs are about ghosts, monsters, supernatural creepiness, and steampunk.

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Track Name: Drunk On Christmas
Drunk On Christmas

(The guitar is tuned down a whole step and fingered in the key of C)

Bb Eb
Baby I love you. Baby it’s true
Bb Eb
I wanna spend every holiday with you
Bb Eb
Baby I love you. Shopping’s all but through
Bb Eb F
Now we can get into All this micro brew

Baby I love you, Baby it’s true
I also love this pinot grigio
Turkey won’t even go in for another hour or two
Looks like we got time
To chug this bottle of wine

Eb Bb F Eb Gm Bb
Ho ho ho ho ho ho I’m drunk on Christmas
Eb Bb F Eb Gm Bb
Fa la la la la la I’m Drunk on Christmas

Baby I love you, baby Jesus knows it’s true
But there are politics her I’m not privy to
Going to your family’s place on Christmas makes me blue
Only one thing left to do. Bring along a case or two

Eb Bb F Eb Gm Bb
Ho ho ho ho ho ho I’m drunk on Christmas
Eb Bb F Eb Gm Bb
Fa la la la la la I’m Drunk on Christmas
Eb Bb F Eb
Holly jolly mimosa, Faliz Navidad this sangria
Eb Bb F Eb
I’m feeling so lit up I might go pull a sleigh
I’m Drunk on Christmas day

Eb Bb
Coozy & a bottle
F Bb
Trenchcoat and a flask
Eb Bb
Seconds on communion
F Bb
Hope this buzz will last
F Bb
Getting me through mass

I’m no Christmas humbug. I don’t bitch and wine
Decorations go up on the 4th of July
We all have traditions. This here’s mine
There’s no silent night tonight
I’m naked wrapped in Christmas lights
Let’s get this party started right

Chorus:
Ho ho ho ho ho ho I’m drunk on Christmas
Fa la la la la la I’m Drunk on Christmas
Holly jolly mimosa, Faliz Navidad this sangria
I’m feeling so lit up I might go pull a sleigh
I’m Drunk on Christmas day
Track Name: Bacon and Beer
Bacon and Beer

(The guitar is tuned down a whole step and fingered in the key of D.)

G C
You can snack on fruitcake, drink your eggnog spiked with rum
G F C
Make some resolutions and then break every single one
You don’t need to thank me for all your Christmas gifts
The only think that I want in return is for you to stop being a dick

Chorus
C F
Christmas Eve is magic indeed with Bacon and Beer
G F C
Christmas morning always waking up horny for Bacon and Beer
G F C
I’ll go out on New Year’s Eve getting wasted in good cheer
G F C
No better way to spend a New Years Day than drunk on Bacon and Beer

My favorite part of the holidays is getting dumped on by snow
It’s a perfect excuse to stay at home without wearing clothes
You can take me to the parties with all your creepy friends
But I ain’t bringing not potluck food or playing secret Santa again

Chorus
Christmas Eve is magic indeed with Bacon and Beer
Christmas morning always waking up horny for Bacon and Beer
I’ll go out on New Year’s Eve getting wasted in good cheer
No better way to spend a New Years Day than drunk on Bacon and Beer

Transition
F C Dm
And if you need a place to sit you can always use my lap
G Dm Em F G
I’ve got a Yule log burning and secrets hidden up inside my sack

Transition
Don’t go ruining bacon with your gross brussels sprouts
To put something in my mouth it’ll be foamy, it’ll be thick, it’ll be stout

Christmas Eve is magic indeed with Bacon and Beer
Christmas morning always waking up horny for Bacon and Beer
I’ll go out on New Year’s Eve getting wasted in good cheer
No better way to spend a New Years Day than drunk on Bacon and Beer