Bacon and Beer

(The guitar is tuned down a whole step and fingered in the key of D.)

G C
You can snack on fruitcake, drink your eggnog spiked with rum
G F C
Make some resolutions and then break every single one
You don’t need to thank me for all your Christmas gifts
The only think that I want in return is for you to stop being a dick

Chorus
C F
Christmas Eve is magic indeed with Bacon and Beer
G F C
Christmas morning always waking up horny for Bacon and Beer
G F C
I’ll go out on New Year’s Eve getting wasted in good cheer
G F C
No better way to spend a New Years Day than drunk on Bacon and Beer

My favorite part of the holidays is getting dumped on by snow
It’s a perfect excuse to stay at home without wearing clothes
You can take me to the parties with all your creepy friends
But I ain’t bringing not potluck food or playing secret Santa again

Chorus
Christmas Eve is magic indeed with Bacon and Beer
Christmas morning always waking up horny for Bacon and Beer
I’ll go out on New Year’s Eve getting wasted in good cheer
No better way to spend a New Years Day than drunk on Bacon and Beer

Transition
F C Dm
And if you need a place to sit you can always use my lap
G Dm Em F G
I’ve got a Yule log burning and secrets hidden up inside my sack

Transition
Don’t go ruining bacon with your gross brussels sprouts
To put something in my mouth it’ll be foamy, it’ll be thick, it’ll be stout

Christmas Eve is magic indeed with Bacon and Beer
Christmas morning always waking up horny for Bacon and Beer
I’ll go out on New Year’s Eve getting wasted in good cheer
No better way to spend a New Years Day than drunk on Bacon and Beer