Drunk On Christmas (The guitar is tuned down a whole step and fingered in the key of C) Bb Eb Baby I love you. Baby it’s true Bb Eb I wanna spend every holiday with you Bb Eb Baby I love you. Shopping’s all but through Bb Eb F Now we can get into All this micro brew Baby I love you, Baby it’s true I also love this pinot grigio Turkey won’t even go in for another hour or two Looks like we got time To chug this bottle of wine Eb Bb F Eb Gm Bb Ho ho ho ho ho ho I’m drunk on Christmas Eb Bb F Eb Gm Bb Fa la la la la la I’m Drunk on Christmas Baby I love you, baby Jesus knows it’s true But there are politics her I’m not privy to Going to your family’s place on Christmas makes me blue Only one thing left to do. Bring along a case or two Eb Bb F Eb Gm Bb Ho ho ho ho ho ho I’m drunk on Christmas Eb Bb F Eb Gm Bb Fa la la la la la I’m Drunk on Christmas Eb Bb F Eb Holly jolly mimosa, Faliz Navidad this sangria Eb Bb F Eb I’m feeling so lit up I might go pull a sleigh I’m Drunk on Christmas day Eb Bb Coozy & a bottle F Bb Trenchcoat and a flask Eb Bb Seconds on communion F Bb Hope this buzz will last F Bb Getting me through mass I’m no Christmas humbug. I don’t bitch and wine Decorations go up on the 4th of July We all have traditions. This here’s mine There’s no silent night tonight I’m naked wrapped in Christmas lights Let’s get this party started right Chorus: Ho ho ho ho ho ho I’m drunk on Christmas Fa la la la la la I’m Drunk on Christmas Holly jolly mimosa, Faliz Navidad this sangria I’m feeling so lit up I might go pull a sleigh I’m Drunk on Christmas day

Bacon and Beer (The guitar is tuned down a whole step and fingered in the key of D.) G C You can snack on fruitcake, drink your eggnog spiked with rum G F C Make some resolutions and then break every single one You don’t need to thank me for all your Christmas gifts The only think that I want in return is for you to stop being a dick Chorus C F Christmas Eve is magic indeed with Bacon and Beer G F C Christmas morning always waking up horny for Bacon and Beer G F C I’ll go out on New Year’s Eve getting wasted in good cheer G F C No better way to spend a New Years Day than drunk on Bacon and Beer My favorite part of the holidays is getting dumped on by snow It’s a perfect excuse to stay at home without wearing clothes You can take me to the parties with all your creepy friends But I ain’t bringing not potluck food or playing secret Santa again Chorus Christmas Eve is magic indeed with Bacon and Beer Christmas morning always waking up horny for Bacon and Beer I’ll go out on New Year’s Eve getting wasted in good cheer No better way to spend a New Years Day than drunk on Bacon and Beer Transition F C Dm And if you need a place to sit you can always use my lap G Dm Em F G I’ve got a Yule log burning and secrets hidden up inside my sack Transition Don’t go ruining bacon with your gross brussels sprouts To put something in my mouth it’ll be foamy, it’ll be thick, it’ll be stout Christmas Eve is magic indeed with Bacon and Beer Christmas morning always waking up horny for Bacon and Beer I’ll go out on New Year’s Eve getting wasted in good cheer No better way to spend a New Years Day than drunk on Bacon and Beer